The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

You wouldnt think it but apparently.... yah. I found a whole little universe in the gutters!!! these little motherfuckers were who I was looking for this whole time! the ones who keep asking to bum change that dont look like home bums. they are gutterpunks!! pirates!!! FUCKING ANIMALS!!!!! this whole deal kicks fucking ass! they know where to find everything, see everything, and get 90 percent of everything without even trying OR paying out the ass! And I am about to marry the one child of evil, the blasphemous urchin that got a job to be clean for me, even bought a ring for me. His name is sin. and there is noone who could ever hold a candle to his divinity, wisdom, charisma, virtue, blatant fucking gorgeousness, or that MIRACLE fucking lovin. he is better than life, and I would die for him as quickly as I would kill for him. he is perfection incarnate. drone... drone... etc. so if that is what you aree looking for too, and it probably is, stop looking at the bullshit and start looking in the dirt. HA!!!